I started collecting oddball real names and thunkup names because they crack me up. I like the wordplay. Help for this list came from Jeff Dagenhart, Max Ray, Rochelle Becker, Jim Mallon and Milton Schindler. This seems to be a universally pleasant pastime. Enter “silly, names” in Google to find more lists.

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Fake Names:

• Iona Trailer
• Lisa Trailer
• Ilene Dover
• Daisy Shane
• Boyer Udum
• Lei Me Bei
• Stan Dupp
• Tai Mai Shu
• Herb Garden
• Hugh Jazch
• Brian T. Umor
• Connie Lingus
• Phil Layschow
• Hugh G. Rekshenn
• Mike Hunt
• Jack Meehoff
• Justin Case
• Phil McCracken
• Pat Magroin
• Pete Moss
• Melba Toast
• Sarah Anne Dippitee
• Warren Piez
• Cheryl Noble
• Howie Kisster
• Yvanna Lota Moore
• Ida Hoe
• Curl Up and Dye (beauty salon)
• Will Divide
• Hugh Jim Bissel
• Myra Mains
• Melaena Stools
• Hugh Byteit
• Lynn O’Leam
• Ollie Luyah
• Warren Peace
• Sid Downe
• Mal O. Druss
• Don E. Brooke
• Danita Rhyde
• Sarah Tonin
• Maj. DeLay
• Al Dente
• Ray D. O’Actif
• Tom Orrow
• Ian Zane
• Cy Methacone
• Goetz Harderbeigh II
• Red Crank
• Rod Gozinya
• Fran Bois
• Norman Clature
• Buster Hyman
• Bill Toupee
• Liv Anletliv
• Molly Coddle
• Strom Undrang
• Ben Dover
• Mal E. Dicshen
• Luke Emeia
• Lawfirm: Burnim, Bagit and Dockit, PA
• Lawfirm: Dewy Cheatham and Howe, PA
• Lief Springg
• E. Z. Levin
• Won Heung Lo
• Liz Onnhyah
• Duane N. Spane
• Oliver Money
• Nick Fitt
• Andy Zupp
• Anita Drink
• Seymour Barro
• Lucinda Streets
• Rex Kary
• Rita Buke
• Aaron Buoy
• Cardinal Sin
• Sarah Money
• Matt Rus
• Bea Seleboat
• Ginger Vitus
• Amir Tenminetz
• Edna Theline
• Ben Binjing
• Mark Etplace
• Cliff Hanger
• Lou Stuhl
• Hugh Arndt
• Frank Noys
• Rick Shaw
• Juan Tunco
• Helen Istic
• Helen Gone
• Helen Back
• Jack Jammers
• Helen Highwater
• Band Members:
• Warren Down on drums,
• Warren Smooth on guitar
• Warren Through on vocal w/ backup singers, The Rhea Sisters–Dia, Pia and Gono
• Elephants, Gerald
• Sheila Monstaer
• Gene Pool
• Art. E. Choke
• Hugh Jorgan
• Otto Order
• Rudy Bagga
• Hugh Giffsaphuk
• Klaus Tranfopyah
• Carlotta Troubles
• Kitty Litter
• Mona Leasing & Storage
• John Euknow
• Jimmy Shelter
• Keith Stonecops
• Hugh Dunnit
• Bill Ding
• Phil A. Mignon
• Tyrone Shoelaces
• Studdo Holmes
• Ernest Raquet
• Jerry Attrix
• Art Ryduss
• George Gantuan
• Don Chino
• Clint Schteeth
• Hugh Mungous
• Claude Innaface

Real Names:

• Candi Beaver
• Patrick FitzGerald
• Gerald FitzPatrick
• Ophelia Tiddy
• Dick Allred
• Rod Cockshutt
• Graham C. Hashcookie, III
• Douglas Daft, CEO, Coca-Cola
• Doolittle & Dalley, Estate Agents (U. K.)
• Dick Trickle
• Hors Schmidt
• Ripp Rapp
• Corny Groth
• Fanny Tickler
• Velvet Curtain
• Rock Bottom
• Kelly Green
• Dick Tickle
• Will Tuliv
• Don Nations
• Arline Tripp
• Lionel Tiger
• Rhino Aho
• Emil Zapelik
• Engwald Schwartz
• Chester Bester
• Jack Kammer (dentist)
• Savage Barbers (Savage, MN)
• Ellen Moneypenny
• Mark Warkfarkenparker
• Bob and Robin Bodobbin
• Dr. Payne
• Anita Dyck

Real Place Names:

• Phuket, Thailand
• Dick Putz Stadium
• Fertile (Minnesota, USA)
• Climax (Minnesota, USA) [Old headline read: “Fertile woman dies in Climax”]
• Mianus (Florida, USA)
• Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
• Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
• Muff (Northern Ireland)
• Hell (Troendelag, Norway)
• Hell (Michigan)
• Twatt (Shetland, UK)
• Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
• Wankie (Zimbabwe)
• Climax (Colorado, USA)
• Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
• Shafter (California, USA)
• Dongo (Congo – Democratic Republic)
• Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
• Donk (Belgium)
• Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
• Brown Willy (every schoolboy’s favourite, Cornwall,UK)
• Lord Berkeley’s Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
• Stains (Near Paris,France)
• Turdo (Romania)
• Fukum (Yemen)
• Fuku (Shensi, China)
• Wanks River (Nicaragua)
• Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
• Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
• Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
• Hold With Hope (Greenland)
• Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
• Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
• Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
• Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
• Tittybong (Australia)
• Dikshit (India)
• Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
• Chinaman’s Knob (Australia)
• Gobbler’s Knob (Kentucky, USA)

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P. Monroe Dicker sent this list to me by email.

• Sandy Beach
• Dick C. Bell
• Auntie Bellum
• Sarah Bellum
• Rich Blessing
• Laura D. Boome
• Ty Boy
• Vera Bruptly
• Seymour Butts
• Jack D. Carr
• Freda Choose
• Buster Chops
• Ann Chovie
• Warren T. Claus
• Mahatma Coat
• Dot Com
• Norman Conquest
• Rip Current
• Ben Dair
• Wanda F. DeReal
• C. Dan DeVille
• Pat D. Dogg
• Ilene Dover
• Natalie Dressed
• Ida Dunmore
• Barb Dwyer
• I. Rose Early
• Otto B. Early
• Donna Day
• Eber-Learn
• Sally Forth
• Ilene Forward
• I.P. Freely
• Douglas Fur
• Pearl E. Gates
• E. Gogh
• Upton O. Goode
• Rhoda Harley
• Marion Haste
• Rusty Heaps
• Hugh R. Horny
• I.M. Horny
• U.R. Horny
• Mike Keyster
• G.Y. Knot
• Harry Knuckles
• Manuel Labor
• Moe D. Lawn
• Nora Lender-Bee
• Stan A. Loan
• Mel Lowe
• Sal Manila
• Hugh D. Mann
• Rich Mann
• U.D. Mann
• Pat McCann
• Ernest Money
• Pete Moss
• April Mourning
• Emma Niceuns
• Patti O’Furniture
• Angie O’Plasty
• Marge N. O’Vera
• Xavier Onasis
• Ruby Ott
• Paine and Diaz
• April N. Paris
• Warren Piece
• Sam & Ella Poisoning
• Lou Pole
• Amanda B. Reckonwith
• Ann L. Retentive
• Bignue Rigg
• Barbara Seville
• O.K. Shobe
• Jim Shorts
• Sid E. Slicker
• Jack Stands
• Rosetta Stone
• Max Stout
• Philip D. Tank
• Rose Tattoo
• Lou Tennant
• Justin Time
• Manuel Transmission
• Page Turner
• Noah Vail
• Chuck Wagon
• Jay Walker
• Luke Warm
• Homer A. Way
• Bob White
• Guy Wire
• Bud Wiser
• Howell N. Wolff
• Allen Wrench

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