I started collecting oddball real names and thunkup names because they crack me up. I like the wordplay. Help for this list came from Jeff Dagenhart, Max Ray, Rochelle Becker, Jim Mallon and Milton Schindler. This seems to be a universally pleasant pastime. Enter “silly, names” in Google to find more lists.

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Fake Names:
  • Iona Trailer
  • Lisa Trailer
  • Ilene Dover
  • Daisy Shane
  • Boyer Udum
  • Lei Me Bei
  • Stan Dupp
  • Tai Mai Shu
  • Herb Garden
  • Hugh Jazch
  • Brian T. Umor
  • Connie Lingus
  • Phil Layschow
  • Hugh G. Rekshenn
  • Mike Hunt
  • Jack Meehoff
  • Justin Case
  • Phil McCracken
  • Pat Magroin
  • Pete Moss
  • Melba Toast
  • Sarah Anne Dippitee
  • Warren Piez
  • Cheryl Noble
  • Howie Kisster
  • Yvanna Lota Moore
  • Ida Hoe
  • Curl Up and Dye (beauty salon)
  • Will Divide
  • Hugh Jim Bissel
  • Myra Mains
  • Melaena Stools
  • Hugh Byteit
  • Lynn O’Leam
  • Ollie Luyah
  • Warren Peace
  • Sid Downe
  • Mal O. Druss
  • Don E. Brooke
  • Danita Rhyde
  • Sarah Tonin
  • Maj. DeLay
  • Al Dente
  • Ray D. O’Actif
  • Tom Orrow
  • Ian Zane
  • Cy Methacone
  • Goetz Harderbeigh II
  • Red Crank
  • Rod Gozinya
  • Fran Bois
  • Norman Clature
  • Buster Hyman
  • Bill Toupee
  • Liv Anletliv
  • Molly Coddle
  • Strom Undrang
  • Ben Dover
  • Mal E. Dicshen
  • Luke Emeia
  • Lawfirm: Burnim, Bagit and Dockit, PA
  • Lawfirm: Dewy Cheatham and Howe, PA
  • Lief Springg
  • E. Z. Levin
  • Won Heung Lo
  • Liz Onnhyah
  • Duane N. Spane
  • Oliver Money
  • Nick Fitt
  • Andy Zupp
  • Anita Drink
  • Seymour Barro
  • Lucinda Streets
  • Rex Kary
  • Rita Buke
  • Aaron Buoy
  • Cardinal Sin
  • Sarah Money
  • Matt Rus
  • Bea Seleboat
  • Ginger Vitus
  • Amir Tenminetz
  • Edna Theline
  • Ben Binjing
  • Mark Etplace
  • Cliff Hanger
  • Lou Stuhl
  • Hugh Arndt
  • Frank Noys
  • Rick Shaw
  • Juan Tunco
  • Helen Istic
  • Helen Gone
  • Helen Back
  • Jack Jammers
  • Helen Highwater
  • Band Members:
  • Warren Down on drums,
  • Warren Smooth on guitar
  • Warren Through on vocal w/ backup singers, The Rhea Sisters–Dia, Pia and Gono
  • Elephants, Gerald
  • Sheila Monstaer
  • Gene Pool
  • Art. E. Choke
  • Hugh Jorgan
  • Otto Order
  • Rudy Bagga
  • Hugh Giffsaphuk
  • Klaus Tranfopyah
  • Carlotta Troubles
  • Kitty Litter
  • Mona Leasing & Storage
  • John Euknow
  • Jimmy Shelter
  • Keith Stonecops
  • Hugh Dunnit
  • Bill Ding
  • Phil A. Mignon
  • Tyrone Shoelaces
  • Studdo Holmes
  • Ernest Raquet
  • Jerry Attrix
  • Art Ryduss
  • George Gantuan
  • Don Chino
  • Clint Schteeth
  • Hugh Mungous
  • Claude Innaface
Real Names:
  • Candi Beaver
  • Patrick FitzGerald
  • Gerald FitzPatrick
  • Ophelia Tiddy
  • Dick Allred
  • Rod Cockshutt
  • Graham C. Hashcookie, III
  • Douglas Daft, CEO, Coca-Cola
  • Doolittle & Dalley, Estate Agents (U. K.)
  • Dick Trickle
  • Hors Schmidt
  • Ripp Rapp
  • Corny Groth
  • Fanny Tickler
  • Velvet Curtain
  • Rock Bottom
  • Kelly Green
  • Dick Tickle
  • Will Tuliv
  • Don Nations
  • Arline Tripp
  • Lionel Tiger
  • Rhino Aho
  • Emil Zapelik
  • Engwald Schwartz
  • Chester Bester
  • Jack Kammer (dentist)
  • Savage Barbers (Savage, MN)
  • Ellen Moneypenny
  • Mark Warkfarkenparker
  • Bob and Robin Bodobbin
  • Dr. Payne
  • Anita Dyck
Real Place Names:
  • Phuket, Thailand
  • Dick Putz Stadium
  • Fertile (Minnesota, USA)
  • Climax (Minnesota, USA) [Old headline read: “Fertile woman dies in Climax”]
  • Mianus (Florida, USA)
  • Nobber (Donegal, Ireland)
  • Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
  • Muff (Northern Ireland)
  • Hell (Troendelag, Norway)
  • Hell (Michigan)
  • Twatt (Shetland, UK)
  • Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada)
  • Wankie (Zimbabwe)
  • Climax (Colorado, USA)
  • Lickey End (West Midlands, UK)
  • Shafter (California, USA)
  • Dongo (Congo – Democratic Republic)
  • Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border)
  • Donk (Belgium)
  • Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
  • Brown Willy (every schoolboy’s favourite, Cornwall,UK)
  • Lord Berkeley’s Knob (Sutherland, Scotland)
  • Stains (Near Paris,France)
  • Turdo (Romania)
  • Fukum (Yemen)
  • Fuku (Shensi, China)
  • Wanks River (Nicaragua)
  • Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany)
  • Shag Island (Indian Ocean)
  • Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)
  • Hold With Hope (Greenland)
  • Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)
  • Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
  • Wet Beaver Creek (Australia)
  • Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)
  • Tittybong (Australia)
  • Dikshit (India)
  • Middle Intercourse Island (Australia)
  • Chinaman’s Knob (Australia)
  • Gobbler’s Knob (Kentucky, USA)

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P. Monroe Dicker sent this list to me by email.
  • Sandy Beach
  • Dick C. Bell
  • Auntie Bellum
  • Sarah Bellum
  • Rich Blessing
  • Laura D. Boome
  • Ty Boy
  • Vera Bruptly
  • Seymour Butts
  • Jack D. Carr
  • Freda Choose
  • Buster Chops
  • Ann Chovie
  • Warren T. Claus
  • Mahatma Coat
  • Dot Com
  • Norman Conquest
  • Rip Current
  • Ben Dair
  • Wanda F. DeReal
  • C. Dan DeVille
  • Pat D. Dogg
  • Ilene Dover
  • Natalie Dressed
  • Ida Dunmore
  • Barb Dwyer
  • I. Rose Early
  • Otto B. Early
  • Donna Day
  • Eber-Learn
  • Sally Forth
  • Ilene Forward
  • I.P. Freely
  • Douglas Fur
  • Pearl E. Gates
  • E. Gogh
  • Upton O. Goode
  • Rhoda Harley
  • Marion Haste
  • Rusty Heaps
  • Hugh R. Horny
  • I.M. Horny
  • U.R. Horny
  • Mike Keyster
  • G.Y. Knot
  • Harry Knuckles
  • Manuel Labor
  • Moe D. Lawn
  • Nora Lender-Bee
  • Stan A. Loan
  • Mel Lowe
  • Sal Manila
  • Hugh D. Mann
  • Rich Mann
  • U.D. Mann
  • Pat McCann
  • Ernest Money
  • Pete Moss
  • April Mourning
  • Emma Niceuns
  • Patti O’Furniture
  • Angie O’Plasty
  • Marge N. O’Vera
  • Xavier Onasis
  • Ruby Ott
  • Paine and Diaz
  • April N. Paris
  • Warren Piece
  • Sam & Ella Poisoning
  • Lou Pole
  • Amanda B. Reckonwith
  • Ann L. Retentive
  • Bignue Rigg
  • Barbara Seville
  • O.K. Shobe
  • Jim Shorts
  • Sid E. Slicker
  • Jack Stands
  • Rosetta Stone
  • Max Stout
  • Philip D. Tank
  • Rose Tattoo
  • Lou Tennant
  • Justin Time
  • Manuel Transmission
  • Page Turner
  • Noah Vail
  • Chuck Wagon
  • Jay Walker
  • Luke Warm
  • Homer A. Way
  • Bob White
  • Guy Wire
  • Bud Wiser
  • Howell N. Wolff
  • Allen Wrench

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